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Mister Shushy's avatar

Ariana being a stand up comedy nerd explains her relationship with Pete. Now all I need to know is what the ginger munchkin has in his pants that caused her to go full homewrecker about it

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Pamela Ross's avatar

lmao I genuinely think that for many women, he is the first funny person they've dated and that gets him very very far

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Mister Shushy's avatar

My entire sex life is a testament to the amount of mileage a mid dude can get from being funny

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I need to know what the ginger munchkin brings to the table though. I was watching Wicked the whole time like “Him? Really?”

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Pamela Ross's avatar

I know multiple women who attended Vassar with / had crushes on him -- he's apparently very charming and talented! Idk.

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