Itβs incredibly rude and financially careless to liken my paid subscribers to animals, but here we are. I never promised you kindness in exchange for monetary support; I merely promised you exclusive monthly content, and I intend to make good on that promise. With that in mind, I present two short humor pieces that various outlets β justifiably, IMO β rejected. But theyβre amusing and provide sufficient gruel for my benefactor-swines. Get your face in that trough and dig in! Oink oink!
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